OH FUCK OFF PAULINE
It’s the silly season, and the right-wing outrage machine is in full swing, as they’re pretend to save Christmas from the wokerati - again. The "War on Christmas," their annual piece of outrage performance art. Apparently, a cashier saying “Happy Holidays” is a direct attack on Western civilisation, and schools daring to celebrate anything other than tinsel draped Santas is part of the secret agenda to turn all our kids trans.
On the One-Nation website, senator Pauline Hanson has leapt to the defence of “most Australians” by criticising Australian Hindu’s call for recognition of Diwali, The Festival of Lights.
“Most Australian states already honour a strong set of traditional holidays” says Hanson, before going on to name those holidays she feels are enough: New Year’s Day, Australia Day, ANZAC Day, Labour Day, Easter, the King’s, Birthday, Show Holidays, Christmas, and Boxing Day. Hanson warns us that “these longstanding holidays, especially Australia Day, are under continuous attack. There are frequent calls from the radical left to move or eliminate Australia Day entirely, challenging Australia’s customs and way of life in favour of imposing ideological agendas without consideration to what the majority of people want or feel.”
Last year Hanson raised money to fight her war on “woke” by selling bottles of “Please Explain Gin”, which there is little doubt she quality tests regularly. These $100 / $150 bottles of gin add to Pauline’s shit merchandise catalogue, which includes: stickers that say, “Fuck The United Nations”, or have pictures mocking Aboriginal woman, Lidia Thorpe, on her hands and knees, crying “YOU STOLE MY LAND”, and “Senate Vodka” displaying an image of Pauline in the style of a WW2 Women’s Land Army, doing their bit for the war effort. I wonder where Pauline got the idea of making money from selling shit to gullible rednecks?
The "War on Christmas" is a manufactured crisis pushed by assholes to stoke outrage and feed a sense of victimhood among less intellegent assholes who, when asked, claim to be Christians whose trsditions are being erased. In truth, these assholes don't practice anything that remotely resembles Christianity. FUCK THEM.
So, The Sharps Shooter wishes you all a joyously inclusive, non-denominational, eco-conscious, gender-fluid / -neutral, diversity-celebrating, intersectional Winter Holiday Season!
SHALOM, ASSALAMU ALAIKUM, NAMASTE, OM MANI PADME HUM, BLESSED BE, WOMININJEKA, MERRY CHRISTMAS.